Went to the pub tonight and the latest BBC documentary about Rangers was on the TV.

A few minutes after the program began a Rangers fan said to the barman (who is a Celtic fan) “Surely even you know this is a stitch up?”. He then left 5 minutes later.

About 15 minutes into the hour long program another Rangers fan exclaimed “well, that didn’t tell us anything we didn’t already know” before going down the line of “wait till it all comes out about Celtic and you’ll see that they were just as bad if not worse”. He gradually got more and more pissed off with the TV (even though it wasn’t telling him anything he didn’t already know) and moved onto his next argument, that the BBC were biased because they were reporting as if Rangers were guilty of the tax case (yet another fan who doesn’t understand that this isn’t a criminal case, HMRC have asked Rangers to pay money which they feel they are due and Rangers are contesting it) even though there was no proof (well, it he actually paid attention to the program instead of talking over it…). His wife/girlfriend got visibly annoyed with him and left the pub, he stayed for another 10 minutes drinking his pint before receiving a text message, he then blamed his partner for having to leave the pub and off he went…

A short while after this a third Rangers fan exclaimed that “you’d need to be a Philadelphian lawyer to understand this SHITE!” and with that, he left too.

But I thought Rangers fans didn’t do walking away. LOL. They walked right into that one, or rather away from that one…

Ho ho ho. Chortle chortle. Boom boom.