Strange people #1:

A few days ago My girlfriend and I were walking through the local park when my girlfriend’s shoelace became loose so we stop and she bends down to tie her shoelace. While she’s bent over a woman out walking a dog shouts something, I don’t take it in, I hear her shout again and this time look at her, she repeats it a third time and this is when I realise that she is actually talking to us. My girlfriend is still stooped over tying her shoelaces when the woman with the dog clearly shouts:

“Dog her! She’s in the right position! Get her in that position tonight in the bed, she’s wanting dogged!”

She repeated it a fourth time while walking off with the dog.
WTF?!

Strange people #2:

The day after the dog woman incident I was on the bus going home. It was really busy so I sat down next to a wee girl who was maybe about 8. As soon as I sat down she made a “Yuuueeew” noise and made a waving motion with her hand in front of her nose. Her friends, who I now noticed were sitting in the seat in front, started laughing. One of the girls in front then started talking to the friend beside her followed by raised whispers to the girl beside me about the “smell” that has suddenly materialised. The girl in front of me then turns round to me and says “Gonna move? I ask why and she replies “because you’re stinking”. Then they all start laughing.
Little shits.

Strange people #3

We took a walk into Pollok Park and at fence to the Highland Coos there was a group of kids who referred to, and genuinely seemed to believe that the cows were…camels!